Fox News isn't even hiding it any more

Posted by Chris Spags on May 27th, 2008 at 11:31 am

Some bitch I don’t know who just looks/sounds Cy misspoke on Fox News, saying “Osama” instead of “Obama” when discussing Hillary Clinton’s statement that Barack Obama might find himself assassinated like Robert Kennedy. Oh and then she said that both Obama and Osama bin Laden “would both be assassinated, ideally.”

Hmm, call me crazy, but I’m thinking that, as Hillary proved, implying that the first serious black Presidential candidate who’s already received numerous threats and the largest Secret Service detail in history should be assassinated MIGHT get you in a wee bit of trouble. But then SAYING that you’d like to see it happen…hmm, probably even more of a bad idea.

Unless you’re actually going to do it because at least then I can respect you for your followthrough. Whenever I have a bad idea, I refuse to back off it until it’s done. It’s the Alpha Male way to do things. Like the time I told everyone the Earth was flat. It’s like, what the f is this “globe” BS? You give me a sheet of paper and some crayons and I will tell you the best way to find a shipping route for spices. I don’t care that this happened in 1994, I’m not buying your crap, Magellan.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.