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Via Out at Home comes this comic about a man who just wants to be loved.

That’s so sad. If I ever have kids, I’m going to tell them to always talk to strangers. Kids are too fat these days and running from a man in a wispy mustache will give them their daily dose of physical fitness and teach them a very important lesson about trusting no one. Plus, if they were an unwanted pregnancy, I can just dust my hands off and move on with the healing process. Of collecting insurance money.

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