Fruit is pretty sexy

Something about this ad for Brazilian motel “The Charm Motel” (can I put motel into this sentence more times? Motel motel motel) made me all giddy in my groin. I wonder why.

I say this without a twinge of sarcasm…I have never so badly wanted to have sex with an orange. Unless we’re talking about Obie, the Fed-Ex Orange Bowl Mascot. Yeah, you’re a slutty little anthropomorphic orange aren’t you? You don’t care what people say and your crown will find its way to the lap of anyone willing to pay you a little attention. You really put the O in Obie.

If 2 girls 1 cup has taught us anything, it’s that Brazilian people are very well-adjusted sexually. I’d be shocked if at least one of these items of produce above didn’t find their way into some sort of gaping orifice. Disappointed, really.

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