Fuck you rapping flight attendant

I saw this the other day and was like, “Fuck that dude,” but I’m still seeing the clip and the Internet gods have nothing interesting for me right now, so here’s this asshole being “creative” for Southwest Airlines.

Yes it’s adorable and all that Southwest likes to tout how unique it is (“Want to be crammed in a smaller-than-average seat next to a fat woman and her screaming crapty child to save $100? Fly with us!”) but let’s cut the crap. There’s no real reason to ever force a plane full of awkward white people to stomp and clap a hip hop beat. It’s just embarrassing for all involved parties. The only way this would be enjoyable to me is if he freestyled as the plane crashed back down to Earth.

I’m MC McFly, yeah that’s my name
Got some bad news, we’re goin’ down in flames
So in retrospect just let me say
That maybe you should have traveled another way
But on the plus side I can bust an ill rhyme
And now we’re losing oxygen in record time
So tuck your head in your knees and kiss your ass goodbye
PS there was probably feces in your chicken cacciatore

*crosses arms over chest with a certain degree of Fresh-ness

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