Fun ways to ruin a girl's prom

Example number 1: Arresting her for her slutty dress.

Marche Taylor’s prom night experience wasn’t what you would call “the norm.”

That’s because instead of a night of dancing and hanging out with friends, the Madison High School senior ended up in a confrontation with school officials and escorted out in handcuffs. Officials said her dress was inappropriate for the prom.

Madison High’s prom took place at the Sugar Land Marriott, but Taylor only got as far as the lobby. When she tried to enter the ballroom, an official stopped her.

“She shook her head, she was like ‘you are not getting into this prom,’” said Taylor. “We were arguing back and forth because I wanted to know why I can’t get into my prom.”

At that point, Taylor said she was furious. She said if she couldn’t get in, she wanted her money back.

Things got so bad that someone called the police. Officers showed up, handcuffed her and escorted her out.

Whoa whoa whoa let’s slow down here. Black people can get arrested for things? Let alone get indignant and hostile when provoked? Wow. I had no clue. I mean, talk about out of left field. Please stop this Knowledge Train before I learn all other ungodly information about the sky being blue, the Easter Bunny not existing, and cupcakes being delicious.

Anyway she looks like a total slut but, let’s be honest, pretty sure this wasn’t the classiest prom around. There were probably booties clapping all over the place. Let the girl party, I say!

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