G.I. Joe is gonna be sexy, rubbery

Sometime in the near future (I’d look it up, but then that’d be like work) the movie G.I. Joe is coming out. Now we already know that Rachel Nichols is going to be in the flick looking all hot in a wifebeater, but there are a few other reasons to go see this movie as well. Like Sienna Miller in a tight rubber suit!

Despite that really annoying logo in the pic, Sienna is looking pretty fin’ sweet, I’d say. Below are some more shots of the kind of thing you’ll see whenever it is this movie comes out.

Oh yeah, Karolina Kurkova is in it too. Someday I am going to have to find out when this movie is coming out.

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