GARY SHEFFIELD SHOWS HIS TRUE COLORS

Posted by A. Isaac on August 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

garysheffield GARY SHEFFIELD SHOWS HIS TRUE COLORS

I’ve always been of the opinion that Sheff is a huge loser. Whether it be steroids or running his mouth about a classy guy like Joe Torre, Gary only cares about one thing.

Gary….

So its no surprise that he now says he wants to be traded because he feels he’s not being utilized.

Earth to Gary, you suck man.

You’re hitting like .220 and your roid ravaged body can’t go from here to there without pulling a muscle or tearing your labia.

Dave Dombrowski, ship Gary’s ass out of town ASAP.

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