Gay marriage just got even sexier

You know what’s hot? Two sexy ladies sharing some lovin’. You can see why this article about a lesbian couple of 55 years got me go..*vomit*…ing.

Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin fell in love at a time when lesbians risked being arrested, fired from their jobs and sent to electroshock treatment.

On Monday afternoon, more than a half-century after they became a couple, Lyon and Martin plan to become the first same-sex couples to legally exchange marriage vows in San Francisco and among the first in the state.

“It was something you wanted to know, ‘Is it really going to happen?’ And now it’s happened, and maybe it can continue to happen,” Lyon said.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom plans to officiate at the private ceremony in his City Hall office before 50 invited guests. He picked Martin, 87, and Lyon, 84, for the front of the line in recognition of their long relationship and their status as pioneers of the gay rights movement.

Mmm check out those two sexy babes up there. Nothing would get me hotter than that saucy little prune sandwich. Yeah, sniff her hair, Del. Oh…a couple clumps came out eh? Yeah well, that’s what cervical cancer will do I guess. Kiss her naughty place. Yeahhhhh…wait…move that cobweb out of the way first. How did that get there? Just slide a finger in. Don’t worry, put a little WD-40 on your hand and it’ll be fine…wait, looks like there’s something stuck in there. Is that a newspaper that says “Dewey Defeats Truman”? You can use your mouth. Mmm…it looks like you’re a zombie trying to feed yourself off of Albert Einstein.

Oh baby, nothing hotter than a couple of experienced women doing sexy things. Thanks for that, gay marriage. Without you, there would be no “flannel wedding gown” industry.

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