Giant feces destroys Swiss town

Artist Paul McCarthy makes some real crapty art…LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, puns aside, his big inflatable dog poo art “Complex Shit” destroyed the museum it was housed in and damaged nearby houses and land in an unspeakable act of fecal violence.

A giant inflatable dog poo has caused chaos, breaking windows and pulling down power lines, after it flew away from an outdoor exhibition.

The artwork by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from a Swiss museum, living up to its title, Complex Shit.

It was carried 200 metres, leaving a trail of destruction, and breaking windows at a children’s home.

The safety system installed to deflate the giant poo in this kind of incident didn’t work.

Museum director Juri Steiner said the artwork ended up in the grounds of the children’s home.

Perhaps this is a higher power’s way of saying, “Slow down McCarthy, feces is only meant to be so big.” You spat in the faces of the Gods by daring to build a pile of poo that large, my friend. And now they are angry. And vengeful. The first step is the crap destroying a town. Next hail storms of feces will swoop down upon the area around the art. Then everyone around it will begin excreting waste all over themselves. All because you had to be “avant garde”. So thanks Paul. I hope it was all worth it.

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