Girl farting seductively? No..no that's not right
Chris Spags I’m not really a big fetish guy. Really, the closest to a fetish I get is demanding to put a tentacle puppet on my genitals when I have sex with a Japanese girl. So you could see how horrified I am by this “trend” (maybe?) called “Seductive Farting” aka hot chicks farting fetish.
I’m all for people doing whatever works for them so long as it doesn’t endanger the lives of others. Unless they’re homeless people. I’ve been pretty ardent in my “pro-murdering-homeless-to-get-off” stance. So long as you give them a cheeseburger and a handle of vodka beforehand, your conscience should be clean. I mean seriously, it’s not like he was going to win the Nobel Prize. Unless they’re awarding a new Nobel Prize for crapting your pants and yelling that the spacemen are invading your brain. In which case, man, has the Nobel board really lowered their standards in award giving.
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