Gisele's ass buffer = Best. Job. Ever.

Posted by Chris Spags on October 13th, 2008 at 11:19 am

Gisele Bundchen did a photoshoot for V Magazine a couple months back and, for some reason, the behind-the-scene photos are popping up today. And since they feature Gisele in various states of undress, it seems logical to post them.

78018 gisele bundchen at a photoshoot on the beach in santa monica 320 122 883lo 540x360 Gisele's ass buffer = Best. Job. Ever.

It’s kind of unfair that the only man in the world other than Tom Brady touching Gisele’s ass is this completely gay guy. You might as well give the finest caviars and wines to a bulimic girl. Yeah sure, she might appreciate it theoretically, but either way, both she and this gay guy are throwing up at the end of the night.

And you know, I’m sure there are a lot of intelligent models out there, but Gisele isn’t one of them. Silly Gisele, those aren’t full pants. Pants are supposed to cover your rear end. Oh, models.

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77644 gisele bundchen at a photoshoot on the beach in santa monica 0107 122 662lo 202x135 Gisele's ass buffer = Best. Job. Ever.

78065 gisele bundchen at a photoshoot on the beach in santa monica 750 122 94lo 90x135 Gisele's ass buffer = Best. Job. Ever.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.