God works in myseizurious ways
Chris Spags It’s easy to mock organized religion, which appeals to me because I’m very lazy. But it’s even easier to just run a video of people at a Christian convention thing getting “touched” by God and appearing to have seizures. So let’s do that!
Now let’s say God said, “Fuck it, let me manifest myself in this douchebag preacher”; why would He then decide to make them go into convulsions? If God bestowed his awesomeness upon you, I’d hope that you’d get a faceful of goodness rather than performing like the death scene in the Tourette’s High School production of Hamlet. But God works in mysterious (read: retarded) ways, I suppose.
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