Goose is asshole, tries to rape dog

I guess I’m not actually sure what the goose’s intent is but man, it does not seem pleased with the dog on a boat in this video.

This dog must have killed the goose’s mother. There’s no other reason for the goose to have gone as apecrap as it did. Unless it’s like, racist against dogs. That happens right? I mean, maybe not as organized or as potent as our racism, but I can’t be wrong for thinking that geese see a dog moving in next door and go, “Well there goes our property values.”

In reality, it’s probably revenge for Duck Hunt. For over 20 years, dogs have been smarmily laughing at the deaths of thousands upon thousand of flying fowl. It’s basically been a duck holocaust situation. So maybe the goose isn’t the villain here. If nothing else, I think we can agree that the human there has a f’ing stupid accent and should have punched the goose in the face. Humans…can’t live with them etc.

[thanks to carl for the tip]

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