Guitar Hero: You're doin' it wrong

Posted by Chris Spags on July 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm

I’m pretty good at video games so you can imagine my dismay when I see gentlemen playing one incorrectly. For example, Guitar Hero is a game where you pretend to be a guitar player and sort-of mimic guitar movements. Conversely, these guys hit each other in the groin with a guitar. I’m not sure they understand the premise of the game.

I guess I can be accused of the same though. When I got Hungry Hungry Hippos..oh boy…you should have SEEN the mouthf’ing those hippos got. Don’t tell me you’re hungry if you’re not willing to pay the price. Damn misleading hippos. You knew what this was about.

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