Guy finds out about his sister doing porn

You know how you can tell when a video is completely fake because the people in it go, “OH MY GOD NO WAY” and hit their hands on their faces like they just found out their parents are negligent like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone? Well, this is the opposite of that…a gentleman finding out that his sister dabbles in the pornographic arts (SFW).

To those who may say, “Pics or it didn’t happen”..blammo, here’s the sister in question (NSFW!!!!).

Did you look? See, I bet you can rationalize why the brother’s not horrified. If I had a chubby, kind of sloppy sister and she did porn, you don’t have the same kind of protectiveness you have with a cute little sister. No one wants to see their adorable sister getting bukkake’d by Charles Oakley on video, but if she looks like a wilderbeast and she’s making a gainful living providing joy to millions, you’d probably be sort of impressed or proud that she was able to break through the glass ceiling of attractive women in porn. Yessir, nothing gets my feminism going like seeing a husky gal I share DNA with getting put on the rotisserie by random gentlemen. I’m just old-fashioned in that way.

[Thanks Gray for the tip!]

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