I’m very patriotic so I’m taking today off to support our Presidents’ birthdays. However, I’m also so patriotic that I spent (entirely too much) time drawing this picture for you guys so you have something new to look at.

Fun Fact: I spent like 45 minutes looking for a reenactment of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln making out to post today and literally couldn’t find anything. The Internet has let me down. So I figured society needed it.
Yay for George Washington and Abraham Lincoln kissing! Now that you’ve seen this, I’m pretty sure that you can’t unsee it. So enjoy!









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