Having a baby

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Via Dustinland comes the most logical argument for having a baby that any woman could ever provide.

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Since I care a lot about the ladies, I’ll give you a couple more bombs to drop on the man you want to fill you with seed.

-No need to use condoms or pull out; a big coup for a man…it’s like the difference between finishing a race by crossing the finish line or finishing it because your car flipped 10 times and caught on fire.
-Saving money on dairy; When you’re having a baby, you basically become a cow, capable of being milked for ice creams or cereals or dairy. Sure it’s a little tangy, but we’re in a recession baby, you got to make cuts somewhere.

So there you go girls. Let it never be said that Chris doesn’t care.

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