Having a baby

Posted by Chris Spags on August 5th, 2009 at 10:38 am

Via Dustinland comes the most logical argument for having a baby that any woman could ever provide.

Since I care a lot about the ladies, I’ll give you a couple more bombs to drop on the man you want to fill you with seed.

-No need to use condoms or pull out; a big coup for a man…it’s like the difference between finishing a race by crossing the finish line or finishing it because your car flipped 10 times and caught on fire.
-Saving money on dairy; When you’re having a baby, you basically become a cow, capable of being milked for ice creams or cereals or dairy. Sure it’s a little tangy, but we’re in a recession baby, you got to make cuts somewhere.

So there you go girls. Let it never be said that Chris doesn’t care.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.