Hayden Panettiere loves the Stanley Cup

Since it’s time for the Stanley Cup playoffs to begin (really, it is… the Penguins and some other team are playing in it), I thought these pics of My Favorite 18-year-old(TM) Hayden Panettiere making out with and dry humping the Cup seemed very appropriate.

Dry humping on a hump day also seemed appropriate.

By the way, you can bid on a whale watching trip with Hayden herdamnself… for reals. Let me know if you win.

Thanks to My Chill Pill for reminding me of the existence of these pictures.

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