Helicopter flying: You're doing it wrong

Posted by Chris Spags on August 17th, 2009 at 11:30 am

Helicopters must crash a lot given how much they crash while carrying villains in movies. But man, seeing a real helicopter disaster is pretty surreal compared to every Michael Bay movie.

How does one even make a helicopter explode while it’s doing its basic helicopter duties? Like, I get that this guy was fairly incompetent, but it seems like even if you screw up quite a bit with your flying, the helicopter shouldn’t just give up on life and explode into worthless shards. Unless the helicopter was depressed. Kind of like Thomas the Tank Engine…if he were real, he’d probably end up running his own engine while closed up in a garage.

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