Hey look, Tila Tequila, how about that

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

From some bullcrap event for some bullcrap thing called “Super Models Unlimited Magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful Issue”.

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I absolutely hate Tila Tequila. In fact, one time when I saw her while out with my girlfriend and two of her friends, I called her a “worthless C” from about 2 feet away which Tila and her fat friend heard (I’m not saying that I intended for them to hear, but still, it’s probably more badass that way). Anyway she’s done nothing worthwhile and here she is showing up to another worthless event. You could probably hold a party called “An Event in Which We Do a Forcible Clitoral Circumcision on Tila Tequila” and she’d still RSVP so long as Splash’s paparazzi were going to be there (the paparazzi have a known love of clitoral circumcision photo opps).

Anyway I hope she dies. No real punchline there, just me wishing death on some chick I don’t know.

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