Hiring a killer on Craigslist seems pretty smart

Some old bitch wanted to hire an assassin to take out her lover’s wife. Did she succeed? Find out below! (Damn I would have been a great local news anchor)

A US woman was arrested this week after she allegedly tried to hire a hitman to murder her married lover’s wife by posting an ad on the popular website craigslist, law enforcement officials said Sunday.

Anne Marie, 48, from Grand Rapids, Michigan offered www.craigslist.org users the chance to kill Carol, a 56-year-old woman in California, in a vaguely worded free ad under the category of “Freelance,” according to court documents.

Two women and one man responded to the ad, with at least one applicant believing it to be an offer for freelance writing work. During subsequent emails, Anne Marie divulged that the task was actually a hit.

“Marie informed (one of the people who responded) that she was looking for ‘silent assassins’ and she asked him to eradicate a targeted victim,” offered 5,000 dollars for the job and provided the address, name, age and occupation of the man’s wife.

“Asked what she meant by ‘eradicate,’ Anne Marie said ‘Duh. Well to have her killed,” the court documents said.

I would have gone into Casual Encounters personally, but that’s just me. Transvestite hookers just seem more efficient. And then you could have sex with them afterwards. Win-win!

But seriously what was so great about this old man and his saggy old man balls that you would want to kill someone to have him all to yourself. Let alone pay $5000 for it. I can barely find a woman to pay for a taco for me. Actually that’s not true. Tacos are no problem. Finding a woman to pay the rent is difficult. I don’t even know if I’m writing a post any more so much as I am hoping to solicit some MILF to pay my rent. But hey, that’s what being a writer and a sexual deviant is all about: Taking chances in the hopes someone who doesn’t have herpes will pay your rent.

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