Holy shit teenage girls are fucking retarded

Everyone knows about cutting and bulimia and whatever (kids: note that bulimia is totally cool if it makes you more attractive) amongst dumb crap teenage girls do. Now a new thing to add to the list: “Self-embedding”. Note: That’s a paper clip embedded in the arms of a girl (seemingly a chubby girl, shocker).

Personnel at Nationwide Children’s Hospital in Columbus, Ohio, report extracting 52 foreign objects that 10 teenage girls deliberately embedded in their arms, hands, feet, ankles and necks over the last three years, including needles, staples, wood, stone, glass, pencil lead and a crayon.

One patient had inserted 11 objects, including an unfolded metal paper clip more than 6 inches long.

The study, presented Wednesday at the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America in Chicago, is the first to report on this type of self-inflicted injury among teenagers, the researchers said. They call the behavior “self-embedding disorder.”

Dr. Elizabeth Berger, a spokeswoman for the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, said parents should know that most teens do not injure themselves. But some teens might be at risk, and professionals who work with young people should be made aware of the study, she said.

“The take-home message would be that children who have it tough, carry psychological wounds and disability as the result,” Berger said. “Tortured people internalize the torture.”

That’s pretty fed up though I think embedding a paper clip is lower priority when compared to someone putting ROCKS inside of them. What the f kind of retard do you have to be to think that inserting a rock underneath your flesh would be a good way to ease the pains of not feeling pretty or your dad’s drunkenness or whatever? Don’t these girls know that the way to ease your pain is to live a good life? Or do a lot of drugs? Actually, probably more of the latter. Yeah, definitely drugs.

Look, I’m not saying that I’m without fault. I’ve been known to find naive teenage girls missing something in lives and trying to get them to embed something of mine in them. It distracts them from their other pains for at least 2 minutes. Then I buy them wine coolers because, hey, I enjoy contributing to things including but not limited to delinquency. I’m a giver, what can I say?

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