HOLY SHIT THIS FISH IS AMAZING
Chris Spags As a whole I think fish are pretty gay and worthless. Who swims in their own feces and urine other than hobo mermaids living in the East River? But this fish, Comet, is the most amazing fish I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know that buying that training kit would make any fish able to do this stuff, but wow. It looked like the video was sped up a bit, though I guess that could also be the tremendous amount of fish doping that goes on in the underground competitive world of Fish Basketball/Soccer/Swimming Through Pipe Shit. The stakes are high, losers find their dreams and lifeless bodies flushed down the drain, tragic really. I’m pretty sure Nemo got his fin cracked by an Italian fish wielding an adorable little baseball bat in a similar situation in the deleted scenes of Finding Nemo. Probably by a little Italian fish with a mustache voiced by Chazz Palminteri.
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