Honestly, fuck Salma Hayek
Chris Spags From the debut of some game called Hollywood Dominos, clearly an event worth recording.
So yeah, I can safely say that Salma Hayek is officially off my personal list of chicks whom I’d like to f. She just looks crapty lately and it takes a lot for me to say that about a chick with a nice ass and ample breasts. I guess I’d f her for historical reasons, kind of like how I’d f the cotton gin or apartheid.
And what the f is with that crapty headband and bushy eyebrows? God I want to punch her in the throat. She looks like she should be banging on my door at 9AM saying “Housekeepyyy”.
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