HORRIBLY SPRAINED ANKLE AT US OPEN

Posted by A. Isaac on September 4th, 2009 at 8:30 am

I’m a big believer in , “no crying in sports”…

So when UM coach Rich Rodriguez cried earlier this week in a press conference, I laughed hysterically.

However, there are two exceptions to the no-crying rule.

1. At any point a guy gets hit in the jewels. Whether its a direct hit or even a graze (I find the latter to be just as painful). Please feel free to ball your eyes out.

2. When its match point at the US Open and you’re a women who’s just rolled her ankle so badly they have to wheel you off the court.

sprainedankle HORRIBLY SPRAINED ANKLE AT US OPEN

Oh yea, Dwyane Wade, take note please. This is a moment when you’re actually allowed to be wheeled off the field of play. When you can’t walk. Not when you separate your shoulder.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.