Hot Dutch news anchor preps her boobs before newscast

Posted by Chris Spags on March 6th, 2009 at 9:33 am

This is probably going to make me sound like a complete creep, but I really enjoy watching women get dressed. Like almost as much as stripping. It’s just kind of hot. So this Dutch anchor Eva Jinek boosting herself up a bit before the newscast both arouses and amuses me.

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I can’t find anything on this chick in English, so I’m going to assume she’s the Dutch Brian Williams. Only with sexy breasts. Well, sexier breasts. I’d give that Brian Williams a nice motorboating. And he’d be like “Omggggg what are you doing lol” and I’d be like, “Zip it Williams.”

Anyway this chick is on point. You know what there’s a lot of? News. You know what there isn’t a lot of? Hot chicks with nice boobs that can read. I’m not complaining mind you because a hot chick learning to read is basically the equivalent of Skynet robots becoming self-aware, so it’s a pretty rare commodity. Keep protecting your brand, Eva Jinek. I support you.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.