How did the Mario Bros get their jobs?

Via ViralNerd comes this comic which proves that it’s pretty much a given that if you draw Mario into a comic, I will gleefully post it without thinking twice.

I’ve always said that Mario was woefully underqualified to do this job. Like if I were to get a pizza delivered to me or to have someone play an accordion while a monkey grinds a box, I’d hire Mario in a heartbeat. If I wanted someone to come in and mass-genocide millions of freakish Mushroom Kingdomites, I’d probably bring in someone with guns and knives and hand to hand combat skills. What were the odds that jumping on everything’s head was going to work? Has to be pretty slim, I’d imagine.

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