How not to forge a grade

Posted by Chris Spags on May 6th, 2009 at 10:09 am

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this take on the doctoring of a child’s grades.

I miss being in school. There were just so few responsibilities compared to today. All you basically had to do was learn a couple of simplistic things and hopefully not publicly piss, crap, or vomit on yourself. And then you get to run around and do reckless things (though I guess that’s not true nowadays since parents treat their kids as though they’re made of glass and confetti now) until you had to do homework and go to bed. Plus you got to feel up young girls, which was okay then but way less socially acceptable when I try to do it now. No matter how much free candy is involved.

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