How to console a lover

Posted by Chris Spags on July 17th, 2009 at 10:32 am

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about how to console your partner at a time of need.

I’m pretty much the most amazing at oral sex as anyone who’s ever existed, mostly due to my desire for a food with the substance of roast beef but the flavor of tuna, but even I have to admit that oral sex isn’t a great consolation for girls. It might be my fault though. I think words like “pussy” are too vulgar, but then when you say, “Mmm I’d love to rub my tongue all over your vulva and clitoris,” it sounds a bit too much like a creepy gynecologist. Which is probably why I didn’t get into med school.

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