How to date a monster

Posted by Chris Spags on July 16th, 2009 at 10:28 am

Via Basic Instructions comes this comic about learning which kind of monster you’re currently dating.

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This comic hits really close to home for me. Like I was dating one girl who had something that people apparently once referred to as “pubic hair”; I’d never seen such a foreign thing since every modern vagina looks like it’s a cornfield burnt to the ground. But I thought she was some sort of Wolfman. Turns out she was just Italian and that she howled at the full moon due to really bad PMS. The reason why she fed dogs was never quite answered to my satisfaction.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.