How to relax before sex with someone new
Sex with someone for the first time can be fairly intimidating. Fortunately, the completely unironic people at Howcast are here to help you get over the hump. Check out their video entitled How to Relax During Sex with Someone New, after the jump.
I really like how nervous the girl is about taking off her top. If you’re a girl who clearly spent a couple thousand dollars buying yourself some huge fake boobs and you STILL aren’t confident in how you look naked, you might want to really take a cold hard look in the mirror and become comfortable with who you are. Or not get breast implants done by a blind man at the NERF factory like this chick.
Also the end of the video is kind of weird. So I’m supposed to imagine my sexual partner as a cowboy with a lush mustache? I mean, I’ve been doing that with my girlfriend for years, but I didn’t think that was completely commonplace. Thanks Howcast!

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