How to save the Earth

Via Basic Instructions comes this look at how to really save the Earth from its litany of ecological problems.

Yesterday was Earth Day and you can tell how much I gave a crap over how often I mentioned it. I just don’t care about saving the world…if the world wants to kick us off it for having too many factories that make too much rubber vomit or Rascal scooters, then f it, who cares. And then people have the nerve to get mad at me because I use plastic water bottles instead of refilling them at the water cooler. Mother Earth can go screw. I would f a panda in its ass if it meant that would somehow undo the “good” things all the environmental-type people do. Or if it were a particularly sexy panda.

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