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Ha that guy is silly. Why talk about animals’ penises when you can just present a picture of your own? To minors? Er, I mean miners…something about them wearing their helmet flashlight and excavating my rectum is really appealing.
Most gruesome imagery I’ve ever conjured up here? Possibly.
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