How to win at Monopoly
Chris Spags Via BasicInstructions.net comes this series of helpful hints on how to win with grace at Monopoly.
Sure Monopoly was once a good barometer of what it was like to be rich, buying properties and building hotels and homes (and presumably displacing the poor). But now, in these difficult economic times, it’s not really an accurate depiction of what it means to be rich. Particularly if you’re a recipient of a bank bailout, the game of Monopoly should play different. You should be given money every turn; passing “Go” to receive payment is so passe. And then, instead of accumulating properties and bartering, you should spend every turn crapting on the faces of poor people. Which might not make for the most sanitary board game (and will stand to make family night even more awkward) but hey, recession.
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