How to wring all meaning out of an old saying

Via BasicInstructions.net comes this helpful, if not unsurprising, look at how to make a saying completely devoid of any logic or meaning.

2009 03 22 saying 540x540 How to wring all meaning out of an old saying

I think cliche sayings are kind of like a fallback for people who aren’t creative enough to be witty on their own. Which, while annoying, is fine because if you think about it, if saying “Well, I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles” really tickles your funny bone, it’s probably for the best that I not go out of my way to listen to the freshly crafted witticisms you might throw at me. I’m guessing they probably won’t invoke things I find funny, like clever wordplay or AIDS. Ideally both.



---
Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:


Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.

More from Chris Spags       Follow Chris Spags on Twitter

Find Guyism Online

Tagged With

, ,

--- WATCH OUR LATEST GUYISM ORIGINAL! ---

Join the Discussion