I approve of Jesus's marketing campaign

Getting people on board with religion can be difficult in this overly saturated age of media. Fortunately, the advertising agency making media buys on behalf of Jesus is really thinking outside the box.

It’s funny because the other day I was in a McDonald’s and I could have sworn that I tasted Jesus in my french fries. Turns out that I was indeed crazy, since Jesus shuns carbohydrates and goes straight for the meat. They say there’s a little bit of Jesus in every bite. Not Jesus Christ, but Jesus the Mexican factory worker who fell into the vat of dehydrated chop meat. If only half of him had fallen into a wine bottling company.

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