I can barely remember what Audrina's boobs look like

Posted by Chris Spags on December 12th, 2008 at 11:29 am

From some bullcrap party for some bullcrap magazine.

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See to me, this is the worst part about doing a blog that dabbles in hot chicks. From like fall through winter, they’re all dressed like, normally. And when you’re Audrina Patridge and all you have going for you is a set of luscious breasts and you’re practically dressed like Hillary Clinton, I have no use for you. I’m perfectly fine with women being famous for nothing other than breasts and a willingness to flaunt them for cameras. They could be completely retarded…and I mean drooling, fat tongue retarded…but if they’re showing off the goods and they look sexy doing so, it’s all good. But if they’re not actually flaunting them for cameras, they’re basically violating that social contract we had in place. And if I have to go up to another pseudoceleb and drunkenly yell at her, “WE HAD A DEAL”…well, I’ll probably get in some sort of additional legal trouble. Sigh. It’s not easy standing up for the common man.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.