I have the perfect product for your boobs

Posted by Chris Spags on July 14th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

I don’t really do enough here for my vocal female readers, so this seems like a good time to do so. Meet the Kush, a product for your breastial comfort.

I have a very similar product that will provide the same level of comfort, but with a more human touch. It’ll also spray a delicious, tangy yogurt onto you…perfect for a midnight snack or for moisturizing your skin with. It’ll also apologize profusely for spraying too quickly, then go to get you a towel so long as it didn’t fall asleep immediately after spraying you. Who knew that I needed to patent this?

Finally, this is a big win for flat-chested girls. They simply don’t need a product like this. On the downside though, God continues to hate them. So it’s a trade-off.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.