I miss you Jessica Biel

Posted by Chris Spags on October 28th, 2008 at 10:08 am

From the premiere of something called Easy Virtue in Rome…

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I miss Jessica Biel being in the public eye. Wasn’t the last major thing she did that Chuck and Larry movie where Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretend to be gay but aren’t and instead learn a lesson about tolerance and friendship and accidental sodomy? Then again, when has she ACTUALLY done anything? She’s never done a good movie, she’s not particularly talented. Really, there’s no reason to care about her other than her fat ass.

But man, what an ass. Her backside looks like a camel wrapped in aluminum foil. I guess that is a talent of sorts.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.