I miss you Jessica Biel
Chris Spags From the premiere of something called Easy Virtue in Rome…
I miss Jessica Biel being in the public eye. Wasn’t the last major thing she did that Chuck and Larry movie where Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretend to be gay but aren’t and instead learn a lesson about tolerance and friendship and accidental sodomy? Then again, when has she ACTUALLY done anything? She’s never done a good movie, she’s not particularly talented. Really, there’s no reason to care about her other than her fat ass.
But man, what an ass. Her backside looks like a camel wrapped in aluminum foil. I guess that is a talent of sorts.
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