I want to go to Panama

I know Panama has a canal and…um…pans. But I didn’t know it had athletes like this. Check out this pic of a couple girls supposedly from the Panamian Cricket Team.

Click for super hi-res photo with more ass than..some sort of…donkey…show

You can view some more asstastic photos here courtesy of the awesome Gotty at The Smoking Section.

Now I love America, really I do. Even though most of our citizens are fat douchebags, it’s a great place. But holy f’ing crap I want to be in this country instead. What are they doing in Panama to breed these monsters? Did some Panamian man impregnate a camel at some point, forcing many future generations of Panamian women to have asses like humps? I can’t wrap my head around this. Based off of my knowledge of South American culture primarily derived from delicious dinners at a Brazilian steakhouse, it must be the fact that every meal is served off of a sword. Further research may be required so if you see me inserting a beaker into a nearby South American woman’s ass, let’s just assume there’s an actual purpose behind it this time.

UPDATE: Our friends at InGameNow uncovered the unphotoshopped version. Still nice, but not AS nice. A tear streams down my cheek. Picture’s after the jump.

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