I was wondering why this milk spilled all over my face

Posted by Chris Spags on August 19th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Far be it for me to question someone’s marketing savvy but I’m inclined to think that while the label on this milk may appeal to a good number of people, many more would be turned off by the prospects of its unique flavors. On the plus side, you can finally have a milk that tastes like your repressed childhood memories. Boy Scouts sure was good times though.

[Derby tip to this dude]

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