I WASTED MY TIME AS A YOUTH

Posted by A. Isaac on July 10th, 2008 at 7:36 am

In the summers when I was a kid , I would run through sprinklers, ride my bike, make out with a couple of chicks behind the jungle gym….ok fine, I made out with one chick, her name was Michelle, she was a Czech Model. At least that’s what she told me. She used to make out with a lot of boys for milk money though. Hmmm?

Anyways, these kids are so much smarter than I am. In the summer, they are entrepreneurs….they make money off Break

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.