I would like to be friends with this car

State specific license plates tend to reveal something compelling about the state it’s from. And this Florida one is no exception because clearly Florida likes to PARTY. HARD.

That is a really creative license plate. Even more creative was the one I saw the other day that was attached to a car that ran over a woman in a wheelchair. There was nothing actually unique about it, just a generic New York license plate, but the way it drunkenly sped away while the woman writhed in agony was the most poetic thing I’ve ever stepped over on the way to work since that homeless guy reading ee cummings.

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