Inappropriate Statue is inappropriate

I’m not sure where this comes from but I can only assume it originated somewhere in every statue’s fantasies.

The photo is funny and all, but my question is what the f was that statue doing when just sitting there? I guess it’s positioned to gesture wildly as though having a riveting conversation. But when have you ever had a riveting conversation with a statue? Unless you count that time you spent with Ronald McDonald. Or Stephen Hawking. Though he’s more of a cyborg than a statue, I guess. A poorly made cyborg though because he only got the robotic voice and not any sort of, you know, robot limb movement. On the plus side, I bet his chair’s really comfy. On the down side, I guess he can’t feel his chair being comfy. In summation, the main takeaway from all of this is that you could probably just f Stephen Hawking and he’d never know.

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