Indian women can no longer wear jeans

Colleges in one of India’s states (India has states, who knew?) are barring women from wearing jeans “for their own good.” Yay for logic!

Colleges in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh said Wednesday that female students would be banned from wearing jeans and other Western clothes to halt sexual harassment by male classmates.

“Girls who choose to wear jeans will be expelled from the college,” Meeta Jamal, principal of the Dayanand girls’ college in Kanpur city told AFP. “This is the only way to stop crime against women.”

A growing number of colleges in Uttar Pradesh have decided to outlaw jeans, shorts, tight blouses and miniskirts on campus in an attempt to crack down on “Eve-teasing” — as sexual harassment is known in India.

Hindu extremist groups have in recent months attacked women drinking in pubs and threatened couples who make public displays of affection.

Look at that Indian girl up there, wearing her jeans. She knows what she’s doing. She’s asking for it. How dare she have pants on that fit her body in a normal way. How am I, as a man, supposed to control myself? It’s crazy! Your fault!

These countries with brown people are f’ing weird. They completely blame women for any problem men have at controlling themselves. Don’t get me wrong, when I see an attractive woman, I look at her. You might not be able to help that. But I don’t feel compelled to rip her top off and start dry humping her face like a dog. What next, filling vaginas up with cement just to prevent the temptation of getting a little side cooch? That’d be horrible. Unless there were a vagina-sized cement truck that backed up to it and let it out. That’d be kind of funny then. Because, come on, who’s driving that little thing?

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