From this site comes an image of an essay about school lunch written by a sixth grader in inner-city Philadelphia. Is he prepared for real life? You be the judge.

For clarification’s sake, he’s referring to “turkey nuggets”, not black children who drive trucks. Just to avoid any confusion.
I’m really proud of our American educational system. I mean, not only have we completely failed this child who’s bound to grow up to be, shall we say, a complete drain on society (or possibly a successful athlete), but we also published his complete embarrassment to the entire world. USA! USA! USA!!









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