Interior crocodile alligator = the new Rickroll?

Buzz on the Internets is that this viral video may very well end up being your new “Rickroll”. It’s certainly catchy and it has a phat drum beat with mad…poppin’…lyrics, which I certainly appreciate.

The breakdown on the song from the heroes of 4chan-based Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica:

Naturally, the song clip has to have some source. Well, it turns out it’s taken from a song (the term is used loosely) by rapper Chip tha Ripper. The song itself is a freestyle rap entitled S.L.A.B. Freestyle. The song’s content includes everything you expect to hear in mainstream rap, ranging from cars to clothes to car accessories to jewelery to clothing accessories to more cars. The track contains many unintentionally hilarious lines, ending with the now famous display of lyrical wit, “Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.”

I can’t encourage you enough to view the whole Wiki page (which includes a line from Chip tha Ripper’s raps that includes eating babies for breakfast and dinner)…very funny.

So there, if this does sweep all of the Internet, now you know I’m cool because you saw it here first. And if you have this song stuck in your head all day, well, then I’ve done my job.

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