INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

Posted by A. Isaac on September 19th, 2008 at 9:26 am

Well, this actually has some real implications for me today. One of my eyes is messed up so I only have one contact in. Yes, I don’t own glasses. I’ve been wearing contacts for the better part of 14 years and have never worn glasses.

Anyways, I’m walking around like a pirate today. I even put a patch on my eye.

Ok, no I didn’t. But you get my drift

And whats a day talking about pirates without “Smelly Pirate Hookers”.

If you think this post doesn’t make sense, you’re right. Don’t blame me, I only have one usable eye

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.