INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Well, this actually has some real implications for me today. One of my eyes is messed up so I only have one contact in. Yes, I don’t own glasses. I’ve been wearing contacts for the better part of 14 years and have never worn glasses.

Anyways, I’m walking around like a pirate today. I even put a patch on my eye.

Ok, no I didn’t. But you get my drift

And whats a day talking about pirates without “Smelly Pirate Hookers”.

If you think this post doesn’t make sense, you’re right. Don’t blame me, I only have one usable eye

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