Introductions
Via Boat Crime comes this comic about introducing your loved one to your friends.

I once had a life-sucking parasite attached to me at all times…but then I broke up with her! HA HA HA HA…no but seriously women, you’re terrible.
If I were an alien lifeform though, I’d be pretty offended by these representations of me in popular media. Always probing rectums or sucking our life essences. Yet whenever I call the ACLU looking for a protest on behalf of our alien brethren, I’m the crazy person. I’M SORRY FOR CARING, jerks.

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