Introductions

Posted by Chris Spags on August 25th, 2009 at 10:35 am

Via Boat Crime comes this comic about introducing your loved one to your friends.

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I once had a life-sucking parasite attached to me at all times…but then I broke up with her! HA HA HA HA…no but seriously women, you’re terrible.

If I were an alien lifeform though, I’d be pretty offended by these representations of me in popular media. Always probing rectums or sucking our life essences. Yet whenever I call the ACLU looking for a protest on behalf of our alien brethren, I’m the crazy person. I’M SORRY FOR CARING, jerks.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.