Is Katherine Heigl going to eat that dog?

Posted by Chris Spags on October 23rd, 2008 at 10:06 am

Katherine Heigl went to some event for Aussie designer Peter Alexander’s new store in LA.

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You know, it just strikes me as inappropriate to bring your dog to an event celebrating a store opening. It strikes me as even more inappropriate to attempt to eat your dog whole on the red carpet of said event. And, lastly, it strikes me as most inappropriate that Katherine Heigl had an amazing chest and never displayed it and now she’s getting old and falling apart and we COMPLETELY missed out on that treasure trove. That’s just selfish.

That is pure terror in the face of that dog though. If only you could hear what he’s thinking. It’s probably something like, “You know, this hoodie is surprisingly comfortable. I’d have thought I’d be annoyed by it, but I’m kind of enjoying it. It’s like fur…but fashionable!” Stupid dog.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.